Seriously, if I hear one more thing about Mallory Lane I am going to puke. Yeah, I'd brag about "shacking" it with Vince Vaughn too, I admit it. But whoever is stupid enough to send their entire sorority an email about getting it on (or not) with a celebrity deserves to have their name smeared across the internet tabloids... especially when there are so many girls in your sorority that you probably aren't even friends with half of them, so someone's bound to sell you out... and especially if you're a good wholesome Gamma girl, its just plain funny. Golden shower anyone?
Not that yours truly and others haven't sent mass emails about international sexcapades, but is it not common sense that if you hook up with someone who is famous you should keep it on the DL? I mean, she does go to Trinity... you would think they teach you that being famous means that you and people you know do not have any privacy in Mass Media 101.
I find it hilarious that a reporter from AC questioned the existence of Mallory... so they called Trinity! I am sure Trinity is very very proud of their little homegrown celebrity hook up tabloid star... I can't wait for the Trinitonian to have an article about this. Next thing you know Dean Tuttle is going to be talking to Larry King about it. You go, Gamma Chi Delta... this will "put you on the map" as you say... I think Kelli and Nicole said it best when they said "if that had been a Zeta Chi they would have put us in Hustler already"...
On a side note: Dear Zeta Chi sisters, STOP the Mallory Lane email madness! You are flooding my inbox!
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